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It's great for anyone who wants to stay awake, but doesn't like coffee.
It's the perfect gift.
We're not saying there is a connection, but people
who give Spazzstick as a gift tend to become millionaires and get much better
looking. Happiness ensues. Strangers give them expensive cars. Their kids get
better grades in school.
We think our customers are better looking. Especially
you.
To date, no one wearing Spazzstick has ever been killed by a meteor.
Or a fish. Or the Ebola virus. |
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